The word you are looking for is POMPUS. 2D's can be, but I have found him very well meaning so dont be to hard on him. Ignore the criticism and accept the advice in the spirit it is intended.
We all make mistakes and hopefully learn from them. I have made many in my time!
I loved your style of writing whirly, very honest and entertaining and look forward to your next installement.
Next trip when you have a space call me as being a work shy layabout with nothing to do other than sit in my Jacuzzi and drink Bolly I can go on trip at the drop of a hat!
I also have a little Cessna time.....