Dear ILS 119.5,
Bugger, it was just too good to be true, you came back!
I almost hate to do this since you attempted to come up with a fact. But:
a. You assumed Widger is little! He may be a huge bald bird with only one leg and bad breath

(I assume)
b. I am not the LBA ATM! (I state a FACT)
c. In fact I have never been a Automated Cash-dispensing Machine at LBA.
d. Jerricho, you owe me £20
e. "You guys/gals would not last in the sea. "hook line and sinker" would be the phrase" - As the nice Polish man said during the Battle o Britain movie: Err, repeate pleeese". What are you on about? Don't drink&type, it is always a mistake.
f. "What goes around comes around" - have you got a roundabout fetish?
g. 2 / 10 Could try harder