In Alberta, the seasons are winter and construction.
In Saskatchewan, they are winter and dust storm.
In Manitoba, they are winter and 'skeeter (keep using the DDT Jerricho...).
In coastal British Columbia they are winter, no wait, spring, no wait, summer, oops no it's winter again, hang on, it's autumn now. That's all on the same day, of course. In the interior of BC, the seasons are winter and dope growing.
As for the rest of Canada, those damn liberal easterners can kiss my ***. Oops, these Alberta attitudes are catching...