luvverboy
I wouldn't normally reply to a wind up from a fishead but I have time to spare sitting on this old rusty rig.
You are exactly the type of person the helicopter companies are looking for:-
Someone who will accept poor conditions because when he was in the military he slept on the floor/got treated like an animal/shared a cramped cabin with fellow men who smiled at him knowingly. He is now grateful for what ever scraps the company will throw his way - ooh leave who needs it in the Navy we were away at sea for X months at a time. Decent pay and conditions - ooh don't need those we used to hot bed and were gateful for the pay we got.
Grow up and join the real world where your skills are a commodity that can and do command a high price with good conditions.
You may, however, be disappointed as offshore we don't share cabins
HF