I'm quite sure we all know who the "insignificant Little Tick" is who threatens every man adn his dog with legal recriminations at teh drop of the hap (or school cap in his case)
The only thing he suffers from apart from delusions of grandeur is a terrible malaise called "raging short mans desease" and an inferiority complex brought on by being a total faliure at everythig he does.
We've all suffered him at woodford and gloucester and his comuppance is surely imminent