I think this has been posted before....ah what the hell!
Read in the NZ crash comics a few years ago.
One of our more experienced lads (10000hrs+) landed the H500 at the fuel drums on a wet and yucky day. Wearing the standard Redbands and raincoat he proceeded to exit the still running machine. Raincoat snags on collective, gumboots fail to acquire traction, Pilot face plants dirt, H500 receives full throttle and decides to go solo. Our pilot picks himself up, quickly analyses that entering the hovering 500 may not be good for his health and subsequently dives behind the handy cover of the fuel drums (!).
H500 enters translation and writes itself off in nearby field.
THE END :o