Not exactly a 'game', but I'm sure the H&S lobby would have something to say about the following after dinner activity......!
The very senior (Retd) guest of honour at Odiham the other night was sat at a burning piano in the car park valiantly trying to play it. It was a fine show by Sir Peter after a very entertaining speech. Well done all those concerned with inviting him, despite the considerable (if the rumours are correct) pressure from various very senior (serving) chaps to not invite him.
You'll go to hell for that one.......