Melanie had been sitting astride the other end of the aircraft, but after the APU had run for a couple of minutes she suddenly jumped forward to the nose.
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Melanie hadn't expected to see anyone on the pan that early in the morning, and was horrified to see that Prune had a camera. It was back to the washing machine from now on.
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Melanie was not the brightest avionics technician Racal had ever sent to the station. As she refitted the radome, she began to wonder why, if everything else was a FOD hazard, she'd been allowed to keep her shoes on.
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PPRuNe meets ARRSE.
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Slide 26 from the new perception test. Male aircrew candidates must recognise the presence of an aircraft within 2.7 seconds, and the presence of a face within 3.6 seconds.
(And these are the ones I didn't reject because they were too vulgar!)
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