Sorry for the delay - I felt we had a slow start on this one.
Runner up is Onan with:
"You all might laugh about wpc Pamela Pemberton parking on the footpath, but if you look closely, you'll see she's exactly parallel to the kerb."
It WAS a WPC!
But Lafyar Kokov just wins it with:
"The chief constable responded after the local population had asked for more beat policemen patrolling the neighbourhood's pavements."
Because he'll never know how near the truth he is.
The photo was actually taken outside our chip shop. Need I say more?
Lafyar Kokov, Thanks - and over to you.