While looking at the view in my rear view mirror I couldn't understand why the police car was parked on the pavement, then I remembered how in the mirror everything was reversed.
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In some ways, mused PC Plumlett, the accomodation he had been assigned by the local constabulary were appropriate for his job as Police driver (level 1). His house had no porch, and his car was certainly no Porsche.
He could hardly wait for the results of the caption competition to be announced so that he could get on with the next picture.