Bert,
A very funny story popped to mind after reading the last couple of posts. The funny part is so transparent that any effort to disguise it would be seen through instantly however. I may give it a whirl if I can figure out how to avoid having the telling of an interaction between two uniquely different people be construed as offending boundaries of decorum so stated by 4hp. A description of the personality of the two done only to set the stage for that event that occurred would create a mental image of the two that in itself would remove that transparency sought by 4hp. But for the life of me....I just cannot find a way to tell it without fostering that mental image in the readers mind. Thus, a funny African yarn bites the dust. I will send you an e-mail and tell you the story outside the forum here.