The police were having difficulty recruiting, but the addition of the blue lights certainly stirred some interest amongst the local Chavs.
"If only the uniform had more Bling" mused Chief Superintendent Snodgrass one day over a cup of tea in the nick canteen "maybe the little numbers on the shoulders could be replaced with four inch high medallions."
"Good idea" responded his companion, a petite little wpc "but you'd have to make them all PC 1"