The new police hovercraft was quite a hit with the force and showed excellent potential..until, that is, it encountered its first brick wall.
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As Burberry became less popular on Chavington Estates, a new and arguably smarter paint scheme was co-opted by the younger element of the townsfolk.
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Sergeant Jackson chewed his moustache pensively. His SWAT team was in place and alert and he knew it was only a matter of time before "some little chav bastid" took the bait.
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The dawn swoop had started out well enough, but all his colleagues had known that Constable Clackthwaite would find it difficult to arrest the Widow "Chesty" Chesterton, once the handcuffs were in place.
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Sergeant Grumbleton had snapped up the offer of "a wonderful new post" and it was only later that he realised it was in fact a lamp post.
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On reflection, he thought he had done a wonderful job of parking, especially considering how many he'd had at the annual Policemans' Ball the preceeding night.
Last edited by Onan the Clumsy; 1st Jun 2005 at 14:36.