Anyone ever read that joke about the crew who got marked down on their evaluation for non standard intercom use?
Apparently it went something like this:
"Ok Johnny she's yours"
"'k. Gimme five left and slow her up a bit"
Prior to their next ride they had concocted a fiendish plan where all their conversations were along the lines of
"Pilot to Bombardier over."
"Bombardier to pilot go ahead over."
"Pilot to Bombardier, I am giving you control of the aircraft for the duration of the bomb run over."
"Bombardier to pilot, roger. I am assuming control of the aircraft for the duration of the bomb run over."
etc etc
Damn it. I ended up typing so much I might as well have searched for the original joke
