some Asian-recruited Qantas crew may be involved in the importation of narcotics and are current subjects of alerts
Great..... maybe they could be rostered on Bali flights. At least the boilers and flouncers were too preoccupied with their own personal agendas to bother smuggling drugs and tarnishing the name of our proud, Aussie carrier, Qwantas.
Sack 'em all and send 'em back to their smelly back-waters.
On cavity searches:
Will they take us to dinner and a movie first???
Just make sure you eat a big juicy steak the night before every flight from now on. And some meat pies and curry.
"Find anything interesting Officer??"
"Hey now I know how a muppet feels."
"Let me know if you find my dignity..."
Etc, etc, etc.......
