15. Having uncontrollable wind during crew rest.
Particularly bad on the A340 lower deck crew rest if you get the bunk under the stairs known as "the coffin" (and not only because its right near where human remains are carried in the hold sometimes
) - nowhere for the 'odour' to escape, and you get to spend between 1 and 4 hours inhaling your own creation
I am relatively knew to long haul, however to add to the list:
1) Pax asking you "where are we" whilst they stare at the skymap on their screen
2) Getting off the 747 in LAS knowing you have 5 days there, and thanking god you dont have to clean the aircraft!
3) Karaoke at The Truck in NRT (ps sorry to those who's eardrums burst after my rendition of Crazy In Love)
4) Lan Kwai Fong in HKG - when drunk its pronounced "Lick My Thong"
5) Cocktails on the beach in Barbados