Mr buzz off and beer can up my arse;
MY very good mate who is a very very very junior check and tripping second captain whose place I was just at has the REAL manuals and I would like to refer you to page 968 38259487, paragraph 34257 which states that
"....those associates of flight crew who are obsessive and anal over their interpretations of other companies FCOMs really do give the impression to others reading that they are exquisitely anally retentive in their life pursuits and would make exceptionally boring, uninteresting and useless cockpit companions"
Yes, these blokes certainly don't need to use condoms for birth control.
What the hell do these "mates" you are quoting from think of such useless and pointless my manual quoting is better and more accurate than yours?
bbbbbbbbbbbb but but but I really do bbbbbbbbbbb buzzzzzzz shshshshshsh!!!! like a moron.