"Gregory's cry of triumph at winning the race was short lived. Unfortunately, his car was a lot faster than he realised.'
(you have to think about that one)
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and the old...
"It seemed like such a merry prank at the time until 'poof!' ...'Damn those speed cameras!' "
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"Viewing the photo, the police were confused how exactly to distribute the speeding fines"
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"Slowly the photographer began to realise how difficult this shoot was going to be. Perhaps if the aeroplane was moving..."
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"This rare picture of the car turning into the aircraft shows that deep down, the Transformers (TM) have a human heart."