Dear vecvechookattack,
Conscious as you are of our proud naval heritage and fine traditions, you will be pleased to learn that, rather than waste the taxpayers' cash by attending numerous small local shows, we have made a corporate decision to review our recruiting methods.
After in-depth overarching strategy conferences of blue water out-of-the-box thought and some jolly fine lunches, we have concluded that the most cost-effective recruiting policy was that pioneered by the Impress Service in the late Eighteenth Century.
We shall, therefore, be establishing a Rendezvous in most major ports - OK, Plymouth and Portsmouth then - and appointing Regulating Officers to manage the Gangers who will enforce the new recruiting policy.
This policy will come into effect once we've worked out what the King's Shilling equates to in today's currency.....
Yours aye,
I M Press
Vice Admiral