First pic:
Bert "Quick lads, I need to find my wardrobe"
Second pic
..... too late...
Doris was wondering what on earth Bert would be doing with these particular items in his wardrobe.
Now, I know I'm going to win this, but regrettably I have to make a very nasty trip and will be away for 10 days.
Should my entry be selected as the very, very best, I would like to nominate Conan the Librarian to assume my mantle (he'll find it in Bert's wardrobe) and select the next pic (stitch up)