..OH LORD, THOU ART SO HOLY AND MIGHTY PLS SEND TO ME IN THE YEAR 2000;
1)HYDRAULIC FLUID THAT TASTES LIKE BEER
2)LOCKING WIRE THAT WINDS ITSELF
3)PEOPLE WHO DO NOT ASK "HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO FIX...?"
4)TYRES/BRAKES THAT DO NOT WEAR
5)PASSENGERS WHO DON'T KICK THE **** OUT OF EVERYTHING
6)DOWNTIME
THAT'S ALL ,NOT MUCH TO ASK IS IT??
HAPPY CHRISTMAS FELLOW SUCKERS xxxxx