...or how about;
...when they come back from Cambridge where has all the manpower gone?
...maybe...something to do with the continuing lack of spares?
...or may be that old fave'...who over tasked the fleet by retasking the aircraft that have not arrived back yet?
...I know...what silly @rse carelessly bent the airframe thus reducing our capability?
how about...?
...Go on then DB, do tell after all it is a rumor network...and there is no I in team!