I remember that episode of the Simpsons, it was hilarious, especially the bit with the drunk pilots!!!
Also, in "Dodgeball" when Vince Vaughn is in the airport bar near the end, drowning his sorrows prior to flying out, check out the down and out airline pilot bum with his head in a beer next to him...... !!! Love that stuff!!
Come on, we've all done it right??? Maybe not in uniform but still a little tipple isn't such a bad thing, right? If it helps you sleep.......