Well, to prevent Mr.Boeing being alone on his raft,
I am proud to say that I am baffled by the fact that so many people have to drown themselves in alcohol to the point where they talk nonsense, laugh like kindergarten aged kids and spend half or more of their earnings or thereabouts just to have a good time.
Without blowing my own horn, I am able to have a great time off the booze, and save a lot of money that I don't have anyway in doing so, not to mention waking up the next day fondly recalling the night before rather than spewing up into a toilet bowl.
"Yeah. What a great night that was, of the little I can remember of it, anyway..."
520.