Er, excuse me gentlemen,
May I add a little decorum to this thread?
I am shaped liked a woman should be in that my waist is where my waist should be (not two inches above my ...) and chesty bits and bottom bits are larger.
I would be more than happy to partake in such research as it pees me off that I cannot find trousers to fit round my waist (which goes in!!).
Cheers
Whirlygig