You forgot "Fill in expense forms"!!!!!
Which, with the way things are going, will before too long become
Remember to claim on my tax the cost of the uniform
Remember to claim on my tax the cost of the overnight accomodation
Remember to claim on my tax the cost of the travelling
Remember to claim on my tax the cost of the meals.
Remember to claim on my tax the cost of the medical
Remember to claim on my tax the cost of the type rating
Remember to claim on my tax the cost of the licence renewal
Remember to claim on my tax the cost of getting qualified in the first place
Remember to bill the airline for my time, and chase up payment of my last invoice, as I'm now self employed as a contractor, and the airline head office is a portacabin on a farm somewhere in the middle of the Bog of Mayo, and 99% of the work is done by a computer network.
Couldn't happen? Be afraid, be very afraid!