Oh dear oh dear! So it's a strike by underfed, overworked poor airline pilots waving red flags and manning barricades all against managerial bonuses and employment of 'consultants' now? Let's save it for when it's needed instead of doing our best to rub out our own jobs!
Naaaah! Can't you see the TV news now: "Airline pilots around the world struck today just for the hell of it. Pilots paraded around airport terminals with placards saying 'No! to Consultants and Managerial bonuses!' .(background shot of large 6 bedroom house in countryside with little girls on ponies in garden). Meanwhile, De1ta Airlines went into Chapter 11 bankruptcy threatening 50,000 jobs."