UTP. Word on the apron is that SOU is the in place for a roller coaster of sensual experiences waiting for the unwary punter.
Tense, nervous, headache? Dizzyness? Burning eyes, nose and throat? Think you suddenly caught a cold?
Does that Hostie really smell like that or is the Captain still wearing yesterdays socks?
Why am I feeling so tired?
Can't think straight? Problems doing basic arithmetic at the end of your shift? Can't fill in the techlog properly? Keep getting letters from the Boss complaining about your house keeping/ tech Log ?
Why can everyone else smell it but not me?
Why can I smell it but nobdy else can?
Why does my mouth taste like an Oil Can?
Why is my skin Oily?
Why have I got more Spots and Rashes than normal?
WHY is it still allowed to continue? WHY?
WELCOME TO MY WORLD
MY FINGER, IS ON THE BUTTON......WORLD!