I thought the following applied to freight pilots..........
• Your aircraft was getting old when you were born.
• You have not done a daylight landing in the past six months.
• ATC advises you of smoother air at a different altitude, and you don't care.
• When you taxi up to a handling agent they roll out the red carpet, but quickly take it back when they recognise you.
• You call the hotel van to pick you up and they don't understand where you are on the airport.
• ATC asks you to "keep the chickens down" so they can hear you talk.
• Your aircraft has more than 75,000 cycles.
• Your company call sign is "Oil Can".
• The lady at the handling agent locks up the popcorn machine because you plan on "making a meal of it".
• Your aircraft has more than eight faded logos on it.
• You wear the same shirt for a week, and no one complains.
• ATC mispronounces your call sign more than three times in one flight.
• Your D O mysteriously changes your max. takeoff weight during the holiday season.
• Every handling agent makes you park out of sight of their building.
• You have ever walked barefoot through the handling agents office because you just woke up.
• You mark every ramp with engine oil.
• Everything you own is in your flight bag and suitcase.
VEEPS
