I was working as a LAME based on a NS oil rig in 1992, the rig was owned by a large US company called Occ*******.
Coincidentally the chairman was touring the rig offering all and sundry his views.
Two scaffolders were up on the side of our hangar building (you guessed) scaffolding so the painters could get to business.
The, particially greasy and fat chairman, of the oil company shouted up to the scaffolders, "Hey guys, can I come up there to have a word".
To which #1 Scaffy replied,"Naw, !!!! off".
The chairman, dirsgruntled, replied "Do you know who I am?!"
To which Scaffy #1 turns to Scaffy #2 and says, "This fecker doesn't even know his own name and he wants up on our scaffold with out a certificate"
Exit fat yank............