A friend of mine (let's call him Bob to protect the innocent) recently told me of an experience he had whilst on detachment in parts German. A group of them all went to a strip club intending on some voyeuristic activity.
Anyway, one of the strippers kept winking at Bob during her act.
After she had left the stage she appeared in the audience and proceeded to proposition our Bob saying that she really fancied him and would he like to leave with her now for some nookie in her appartment round the corner.
Bob immediately realised he was in and left with her. She walked him round the corner into an alleyway, through a door to her appartment. Upon reaching the bedroom she told Bob she was a bit kinky and did he mind. Of course he said "not atall the kinkier the better"!! Within minutes she had him stark naked with a pair of roller skates on, sporting a bloody great storker.
Having engineered Bob into this state she went round the back of him and with great force propelled him forwards straight through a paper screen onto the very stage she had just left. Apparantly he glided across the stage with arms flailing wildly trying to keep his balance, stark bo**ock naked with a bloody great erection.
His mates were most amused, as was I ,when he told me about it!!!!
Absolutely true story this, honest....