My advice,
Sell out, go and work for an oil company as an auditor.
Twice the money no hassle.
Why answer the b******t questions when you can ask them.
The CAA is not a bad scam either, resign after a few years and if you can afford it, JAR66 B1, B2 B whatever is yours and name your price.
Not sure about FAA but I'm sure Mickey will help.
Keep drinking heavily.