You ain't just whistling Dixie about Stateside beer. (We aren't EVEN going to mention our five minute attention span culture and adolescent religious views.) Thank God for imports.
Now if all of you could get organized with a group that will represent your professional interests, y'all might be able to contribute generously the the "Help redtail drink a bottle of every Scotch that is older than his direct blood niece" fund, I will continue to think well of you all. (Mrs. redtail can't seem to understand the connection between aviation and alcohol.)
Any plans for a maintenance personel party in Phuket? I think I could buy the first round.