Talking of girlie sockets. We once had an A & C chap come into our instrument workshop and ask if anyone had an 8BA (remember them?) spanner he could borrow. 'Bert wrinkled his nose, scratched his head and answered;
"No, I don't think I have anything that big..."
(For our younger readers an 8BA would have been around 3/32 or 2 mm)
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