Hey, I have a hard enough time staying on the straight & narrow of good girl-dom; I can't afford to tempt myself with you hunky, handy types (especially over a Becks, after work)!
*tries to count on her fingers and toes how many times somebody's offered to "deep cycle" her battery, or run her through "C check"--wink, wink, nudge, nudge.* 
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"You did
WHAT"?!