Dinner Ladies were often known to sport a little fuzz on the upper lip, but even so the chaps were growing ever more apprehensive about Mrs Hettersthwaite
Wing Commander Wiggins knew he'd finally have to five up one of his hobbies as his moustache would no longer fit inside his black leather S&M slave hood.
Later that day, Fl/Lt Biffy Caldercott was amazed when he read the letter. It was a mystery to him why he alone had failed the training programme for the Hampden Bomber.