I may well be a bit of a wallflower here, but I LERV to wind up the pilots, and gosh don't they bite!
The funny thing is that engineers are really privvied to the truth of rumours often, but we just aren't often in a position to blab. There are some threads where you know the go, but just can't talk tru because it will identify you!!
Engineers.......The silent, well informed majority!!