Libellous ba$tards....
They're not in green corduroy, I'll have you know! Nor do they fit, thank heavens!
Did know of a mate who, having received an invite to Phnomh Penh Len's house for din-dins which grandly stated 'Lounge Suits', turned up in some purple crushed velvet glam rock-style abortion in protest!
Flares - well, a Red Book ripped up and stuffed into a piano gets it going when the night end of a day/night flare is applied to it..... And then when some fool drives his car through the piano pyre, the day end popped through the window turns the upholstery, headlining and occupant an interesting shade of orange!