As luck would have it in this post, my one and only landing comment that was not a profanity was also at Coolangatta, like Old Smokey, although only P2 said something.
It was THAT DAMNED SMOOTH I honestly was not sure if we were still in ground effect until the nosewheel came on (also smooth). P2 looked at me, I looked at P2. All he said was "You arsey bastard!". I just smiled. It was a true greaser!
Of course, since Murphy Law is always true, the landing on the next sector was a typical thumper - probably because I was trying to grease it.