Well. I reckon it takes a lot to beat the old inanout word! Extremely versatile and no other word can be used with so many grammatical nuances. As a noun-I do'nt give an eff! Adjective-It's an effing beauty! A verb- He well and truly effed that up! Past tense-It was effed! Present tense-I am effed!. Future tense - Well I'll be effed!
The word has been used by many notable world leaders over the years. A few that come to memory.
What the eff was that. Mayor of Hiroshima
The effing throttles stuck- Donald Campbell.
Any effer can unnerstan that - Einstein.
Where's all the effin water coming from?
Skipper of Titanic.
Scattered effin showers, my arse.- Noah.
How the eff did you work that out-Pythagoras.
Eff a Duck- Walt Dysney.
Who the eff's going to know - Richard Nixon.
Heads are going to effin roll!-Anne Boleyn.
Look at all those effin Indians - Custer.
You weant what on the effin ceiling? - Michelangelo.
That's not a real effin gun- John Lennon.