Flattened Pig On LPL Ramp
Can anyone provide any information about the flattening of (Florence) our pig on stand 2 at LPL last week, a very gay boy said it had something to do with an enourmous tug that he had had, and that Ops 69 had been seen skulking in the bushes before hand, seemingly waiting on his chance to pounce on the happless Hog, however this cannot be true as he spends the week taking his missus to ASDA, and fixing his electric.