Alternatively, just keep adding words onto the left,
My now ex (thank heavens) line manager use to do that on a regular basis. The Numtyheaded underwater basket weaver ended up with such a large signature on his e-mail that the IT department pulled him up for wasting bandwidth.
The Chief Engineer at the Establishment that I served my time as an apprentice used to roar at us sprogs at fairly frequent intervals ' Anybody who can't scrape a bearing or cut a keyway with a cold chisel has no business calling themselves a Mechanical Engineer'
I guess those days are well and truly gone!
