Arrived late one night into a NSW country town, only to find that crewing hadn't booked us any rooms. The hotel finally found us two rooms, with the captain and first officer having to share.. both very pleased about this.. I ended up in the "deluxe room" but it looked more or less like something from a porn movie! Bright red spa bath, velour bedspread and bed head, in exotic colours!
I didn't really have to think to much about porn movies, as I am sure that one was being filmed in the room next door, as all night all I could hear were......... well you know...... moans and groans and the like... plus the bed head banging constantly on the wall...
Slept for about 30 mins all night... had a 0600 sign on the next morning... we all decided to go fatigue once we got back into Sydney... enough said!