In addition to all the glowing things that 2112 says about himself, he is also a well regarded aviation author - by at least 6 of us!
Oh and as you are about to become a citizen, it is AN AEROPLANE! If you disagree poke off back to Ma.
If you get really stuck, I can find a place next to TKf's rotting Veep - that is still here!
Stik