Big Hazard on BHD Ramp!
An unusual hazard has arisen at BHD in recent weeks. This is no ordinary hazard. It is dangerous around aircraft - especially when driving pushback tugs and teaching manual load control. Reports are unconfirmed, but it is rumoured its name is Magic Buff and looks like a Yeti!! It originates from Lancashire but has been in hiding in LPL for many years. If seen DO NOT APPROACH as it is highly dangerous and makes a weird sound rather like "WELL YA KNOW EEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"
You've all been warned!!!