Radio silence imposed by domestic Sunray = Wife not happy
"This, gentleman, is the M18 Claymore mine. It contains 700 steel balls packed tightly against 1.5lbs of curved C4 plastic explosive. Just like Quality Street really, there's more than enough for everyone to get some."
Six Hundred and Fifty Second Airborne Death From Above = 652 Sqn AAC
BATS = Ba$tard Air Techs
SPAMS = Sp**tic Plastic American Mother F**kers
Porridge W*gs = Scottish people
Sweaty Socks = As above
Harry Black Maskers = Black Masking Tape
Select "neck-in", and wind.
The bloke's a f**king class 1 pumper/stroker/ass-hat/donut/felcher/clusterf**k/tool/spanner/bottom-feeder.