Ahhhhh, Max. In your haste to employ your long-saved tale of nose-picking desperation, you over-looked the very obvious... My post was dripping in sarchasm.
Sar-chasm: The GULF between the facetious comment and the imbeciles (Maxgrad and Blown Seal) who don't understand it.
I deduce two things from your mumblings:
1. You DO get by on 2-min noodles which is why you took such offence. Sorry to blow your cover.
2. Your nose-picking story is an adaptation of something mind-blowingly stupid you once did (or an amalgamation of more than one) in the past and which you now employ as a "lesson for others".
Good one.......