Read this
thread
some excerpts:
"Nicking Dave R***'s room keys down at Jailbrook in order for a little bugging device to be strategically placed behind his headboard - so when the entire course tuned in on their alarm clock radios we got live action of Dave getting it on with that cleaner chick we all suspected him of sh*gging on the side!!!!!
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and:
"The Harbonk (aka Harbourne) got it's name coz of some rather entrepeneuristic tactics from the Landlord - 9 rooms in his B+B, 9 ATCO Cadets. Introduce 9 student female nurses from the Uni and hey presto - he doubled his money when we all shacked up! EXCEPT that it all backfired for him when his missus became the next victim"