Even the helicopter got into the spirit for the Arses of the Armed Forces poster. Unfortunately, due to its ignorance of all things organic, it erroneously chose "The Babboon".
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A page from the latest calendar spread...or should that be spread calendar.
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Oddly, the pilot had only mentioned in passing that he had mislaid his wallet.
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However thorough their search, it would have been so much easier had they first glanced at the tail and realised that X marks the spot.