Hey Flypuppy, is your PM inbox full or summat??
And to reflect the "upbeat" feel of this thread, I got a job, so there must be some out there. As Rowley said, target a few, and work at it, don't just sit back after sending a CV.
If I was to offer a word of advice, you should be spending 5 times the amount of time searching for a job than you spend here, then you might make your own luck.
Heydö